So as of today I am 18 Lbs lighter than I was 6 weeks ago. Only 2 lbs away from my goal.
How did I do it? I will give you 5 multiple-choice guesses. Whoever guesses correctly gets a free years subscription to all my opinions!
1) I went out of the country for plastic surgery
2) I tied myself up and never left my house for 5 weeks, only drinking water and eating a small wafer.
3) I tied myself to the treadmill and only stopped to pee every once and a while… and drink water….then pee again. (Considered catheter)
4) Double dosed on diet pills acquiring the nickname “Chipmunk on vitamins”!
5) Ate six times a day, never felt hungry…exercised reasonably and hired a fitness coach. (One that is actually affordable).
If you guessed number 5… DING DING DING!!! You are the lucky winner of all my opinions! (I think I made that to easy)
Although I did consider the first four, I decided that perhaps I should try just once to combine all three together, exercise, dieting, and the guidance of a good fitness coach! Since I do not want to look like “Attila the Hun” for my daughters wedding photos …which will be there for all posterity…I decided to take the plunge and try harder than I ever have! Looks like I will reach my goal before her wedding.
NOTHING in my closet fits me! First time that has made me smile in a very LONG time!
I bought the fat lady dress for my daughters wedding dress (mother of the bride dress) …..Yesterday I had to have it altered because it is now a couple of sizes too big. It cost me a bazillion dollars! So did the dress. It looks okay….but I still wish I’d bought the cute little black number that I could totally wear now. However, I don’t feel so bad because my poor daughter ended up spending $1000.00 on a wedding dress and alterations only to find the one she “really” wants in a vintage store for $100 bucks! I will learn from her mistakes and will NOT look in any vintage dress shops until AFTER the wedding.
When I have reached my goal (which I have now pushed to wanting 25 lbs of lost flubber ) I will then post pictures ….but I will NOT be posting any before photo’s (as my trainer tells me I should) ….I don’t want anybody to know how much I have “photoshoped” my pictures. Since all my facebook friends think that I still have the body of my high school cheerleading days….They will now know that I am a big FAT VAIN LIAR! I have turned from my evil ways and am doing things honest now. I have so much more time now! Photo shop takes a lot of time….